You know that email from HR that shows up in your inbox and reads: “Attendance at the annual holiday party is strongly encouraged.” Basically, it means you’ll be standing around in uncomfortable shoes, pretending the punch tastes better than it does. Actual office parties are just okay. The drinks are …
Every December, my feeds fill up with small-town snow globes and Hallmark-style kisses under the mistletoe. And honestly? Sometimes I want blood on the snow, a morally grey man making terrible choices, and fairy lights that look like crime-scene tape. If you’re the same, this is your list. These are …